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PostSubject: Eviction speech   Tue Aug 08, 2017 3:48 am

This season more than others, the houseguests are so hung up on speeches they can give and who they can shit on in the process. We have the other thread for the nomination speech we would make if we were the HOH nominating certain people, so I though I would start this thread for what we might say in an eviction speech. And yes Ctown, I know you are going to say that eviction speeches do not carry much weight, but at the same time they can be fun at times too, so here goes.

Jess:

Usual shout outs to family. I am almost certain I am leaving tonight, but before I go I have a few things to say. I am thankful to have met Cody and that is worth more to me than the grand prize and I will be waiting when he gets out of here.

I came into this game to actually play the game. I didn't want to play it safe or play someone else's game because if I was lucky enough to get to the end, I wanted to have a resume I could point to as to why I deserved to win. Sure some of you are going further in the game than I am, and I am fine with that. I would rather leave now and have made my own decisions and played my own game than sit around and wait for Paul to pick my number to be the next one out.

Paul I give you credit, you are playing a great game and if I was a jury member and you were in one of those 2 final chairs, I would definitely vote for you as would anyone who respects the game. The rest of you have to ask yourselves if Paul is protected on all sides of the house, where do you fall? I am sure many of you have been told he will take you to the end, but he can't take you all there, so what place will he choose for you? Is it your number that will come up next? Will you continue to make moves that benefit his game or start thinking for yourselves? And if you are the chosen one he takes to the end what will you say........I followed Paul's instructions and now I am here. Paul was loyal to Victor last year when it was convenient, but for the most part Victor was his shield and his weapon and then he dumped him. Will that be you? See you all at the finale.
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PostSubject: Re: Eviction speech   Tue Aug 08, 2017 3:54 am

And one more thought I forgot to include.

I thank those of you who did not participate in the bullying session directed at Cody and I in the backyard. I am sure YOUR families will be proud of you for not going along with that.
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PostSubject: Re: Eviction speech   Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:12 am

I love this speech! Especially the part about Paul.

Truth is, if I were there and went to jury I would vote for him just because he was able to manipulate everyone in the house BUT Jess and Cody (of course not without help from his pals in production). Then again, if I were in the house he would be my first target and be out before me! Yessss!

(that is, if I could keep myself from kicking Raven's skanky ass)

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PostSubject: Re: Eviction speech   Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:24 am

capricious1 wrote:
I love this speech! Especially the part about Paul.

Truth is, if I were there and went to jury I would vote for him just because he was able to manipulate everyone in the house BUT Jess and Cody (of course not without help from his pals in production).  Then again, if I were in the house he would be my first target and be out before me! Yessss!

(that is, if I could keep myself from kicking Raven's skanky ass)

And that is exactly what Cody tried to do week 1, but then got shit on by production of course!
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PostSubject: Re: Eviction speech   Thu Aug 17, 2017 3:10 am

Shout out to Jess and his family, INCLUDING his daughter Paisley by name.

Jess, I hope you are keeping up with the social media campaign to make sure everyone keeps laughing at Josh out there.

I am leaving this game because I am a terrible game player. I refused to play anyone else's game. I refused to follow orders of the dictator in the house because that is not the way this game is supposed to be played. You compete, you win, you make moves and you move on. But if you all want to play that game, great, you are making further than I did. But there is no difference between 3rd place and 11th place. One thing I can tell you though, if you want to know when you are the next on Paul's target list look for 4 things.

1. You are used as a pawn for the Big plan of the week and the reasons given make no sense.
2. People stop talking to you because Paul tells them to.
3. You are lied to about the upcoming plan or votes so you are singled out from the group.
4. Paul sends his weapon Josh at you with pots and pans or to call you out about something irrelevant or nonexistent because he is the only one dumb enough to make a fool of himself on TV and live feeds daily without questioning it.

The problem is once that starts, it's too late your game is over. 9 of you will join me in jury and 1 of you will sit next to Paul in the finals. All you have to do is follow orders, don't have any ideas or plans of your own, keep your mouth shut, and don't win comps unless it works for Paul and you can surely achieve second place.

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PostSubject: Re: Eviction speech   Thu Aug 17, 2017 4:35 am

Add one more comment, "Don't worry Alex, I hear there is plenty of cereal in the jury house."
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PostSubject: Re: Eviction speech   Thu Aug 17, 2017 5:51 am

If I was Cody I'd take her fucking "Petty" hat with me as I went out the door. Now that would be priceless.

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PostSubject: Re: Eviction speech   Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:14 am

Naru wrote:
If I was Cody I'd take her fucking "Petty" hat with me as I went out the door. Now that would be priceless.


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PostSubject: Re: Eviction speech   Thu Aug 17, 2017 11:10 am

capricious1 wrote:
Naru wrote:
If I was Cody I'd take her fucking "Petty" hat with me as I went out the door. Now that would be priceless.


clapping and all of the cereal I could find!

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